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Yup, it's Puck. Football stud, professional slacker, 100% badass. If you didn't know that, then get the hell off my page.
So go ahead. Ask me whatever the fuck you think of, and I'll consider giving you an answer.

But hate on the mohawk and I'll castrate you.






(Note: This is an RP account)



Anonymous: Do you miss your daddy?



ask-coach-sue-deactivated201203: So, how is your squirrel?



Anonymous: Just name the time and place and I'll be there with nothing on.

;)



Journal 1: My Spring Break’s fucked up.

I was planning on hitting up sororities all week, but my cousin Annabe Annamar Anal Annasomething had to screw it up by getting married. The bitch. My mom’s helping set up, so she needs to be there this weekend. And she thinks I’ll trash the car if I drive to Charlotte on my own. Or kill someone. Which is bullshit, my driving is epic. Whatever.

So instead of fucking girls all day, I have to go stay at my cousins’ house. My mom says one of the bitch’s sisters is sorta my age. If the chick is any fun, she’ll find me a couple of her friends to play with. ;) So maybe it won’t suck ass. At least I’ll get to check off NC in my Sex In All 50 States chart.



Anonymous: Wanna have sex?

Sure. ;)



askbrittsbritt: What about another girl's dick?

No. Just vaginas…



askbrittsbritt: Have you ever touched another guy's dick?

No.



Anonymous: How is your squirrel doing?