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Yup, it's Puck. Football stud, professional slacker, 100% badass. If you didn't know that, then get the hell off my page.
So go ahead. Ask me whatever the fuck you think of, and I'll consider giving you an answer.

But hate on the mohawk and I'll castrate you.






(Note: This is an RP account)



Journal 1: My Spring Break’s fucked up.

I was planning on hitting up sororities all week, but my cousin Annabe Annamar Anal Annasomething had to screw it up by getting married. The bitch. My mom’s helping set up, so she needs to be there this weekend. And she thinks I’ll trash the car if I drive to Charlotte on my own. Or kill someone. Which is bullshit, my driving is epic. Whatever.

So instead of fucking girls all day, I have to go stay at my cousins’ house. My mom says one of the bitch’s sisters is sorta my age. If the chick is any fun, she’ll find me a couple of her friends to play with. ;) So maybe it won’t suck ass. At least I’ll get to check off NC in my Sex In All 50 States chart.



FMKs, dudes.

Bring it.



My askbox is hungry. ;)

So ask it stuff, dudes.



What the hell?

Dudes, why is my inbox empty?

Seriously. Go fill it.



ask-cedes-jones: Since you stole these from me, I might as well ask you some. 8, 25 and 84

8. Where would you like to be in 10 years?

Singing and playing guitar full time. And lots of sex. ;)

25. How have you changed in the past 2 years?

Beth was born, so I guess I got more responsible or whatever. I’m better at sex and stealing. And also my mohawk’s longer.

84. What’s something crazy that you’ve always wanted to do?

Skydiving. Cause that would be epic.



I’m stealing these off Mercedes.

Put a number in my ask box. ;)

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ask-mike-chang-deactivated20120: What's the song you'd like to do in Glee Club?

I Just Had Sex would be epic. But Mr. Shue said no last time I asked.



ask-cedes-jones: What would life be like if there was no television?

No Super Bowl?