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Yup, it's Puck. Football stud, professional slacker, 100% badass. If you didn't know that, then get the hell off my page.
So go ahead. Ask me whatever the fuck you think of, and I'll consider giving you an answer.

But hate on the mohawk and I'll castrate you.






(Note: This is an RP account)



askthepuckster: This is a question.

Now ask me some, dudes. ;)



Anonymous: Meet me under the bleachers, so we can make out.

I’ve got a couple of dates lined up for tonight, and if you’re hot then you can come along. ;)



Anonymous: Have you hooked up with all the girls in ND? If you haven't, would you be interested in having a perfect record?

No. Tina and Sugar are still missing out on the fun. ;)

It’d be awesome, but Tina’s dating Mike, and Sugar is weird as hell.



Anonymous: Why are you such a slut?



Anonymous: Do you like anyone at the moment?

Nope.



Anonymous: You get more flies with honey, but you get more honeys when you're fly.



askladyasian: So, if you could be the star of any action movie, which would it be and why?

“Sex Shark”, starring Noah Puckerman as Himself.

Rated NC-17 for violence and scenes of explicit sexual content. ;)



Anonymous: Slut!!!